Joey Malfa
  • Mon: OFF
  • Tue: 9a - 6p (AP)
  • Wed: 9a - 6p (AP)
  • Thu: 9a - 8p (AP)
  • Fri: 9a - 8p (AP)
  • Sat: 8a - 4p (AP)
  • Sun: Shop Closed

Joey Malfa

  • Name: Joey Malfa
  • Aliases: Joey 'Bag o Donuts' Malfa
  • Born: 1996
  • Profile: Curiously Quiet, Innately Unstable, Psychotically Hilarious
  • Build: Tall Drink of Water
  • Eyes: Brown
  • Height: 6'0"
  • Hair: Brown, always polished
  • Markings: Tattooed arms, legs and back
  • Weapon of Choice: Straight blade
  • Getaway Car: 1976 Lincoln Continental
  • Known Associates: Swagger & Blade Crew
  • Wanted For: Murdering haircuts, slaying beard trims, igniting hot towel shaves, leaving his victims' heads to do the talking.